December 2009
82 posts
txtsfrmlstnght:
(515): brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
i'm gary effing oak!
because my grandpa forgot my name and had to ask someone else!
……..i guess that makes my grandma ash ketchum then XD
“tits or gtfo”
– the internet
txtsfrmlstnght:
(608): so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said “I HATE YOU!”
txtsfrmlstnght:
(651): It’s like Facebook knows when I’m about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
so true : [ but then i RAAAAAGGGGEEE
